A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana
and he sees a sign in front of a broken down
shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale 'He
rings the bell and the owner appears and tells
him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and
sees a nice looking Labrador retriever
sitting there.
'You talk?' he asks.
'Yep,' the Lab replies.
After the guy recovers from the
shock of hearing a dog talk, he
says 'So, what's your story?'
The Lab looks up and says, 'Well,
I discovered that I could talk when I was
pretty young. I wanted to help the government,
so... I told the CIA.
In no time
at all they had me jetting from country
to country, sitting in rooms with spies
and world leaders, because no one figured
a dog would be eavesdropping.'
and he sees a sign in front of a broken down
shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale 'He
rings the bell and the owner appears and tells
him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and
sees a nice looking Labrador retriever
sitting there.
'You talk?' he asks.
'Yep,' the Lab replies.
After the guy recovers from the
shock of hearing a dog talk, he
says 'So, what's your story?'
The Lab looks up and says, 'Well,
I discovered that I could talk when I was
pretty young. I wanted to help the government,
so... I told the CIA.
In no time
at all they had me jetting from country
to country, sitting in rooms with spies
and world leaders, because no one figured
a dog would be eavesdropping.'
'I was one of their most valuable spies
for eight years running...
But the jetting around really tired
me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger
so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a
job at the airport to do some undercover
security, wandering near suspicious characters
and listening in.
for eight years running...
But the jetting around really tired
me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger
so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a
job at the airport to do some undercover
security, wandering near suspicious characters
and listening in.
I uncovered some incredible dealings and
was awarded a batch of medals.'
was awarded a batch of medals.'
'I got married, had a mess of
puppies, and now I'm just retired.'
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the
owner what he wants for the dog.
'Ten dollars,' the guy says.
'Ten dollars?
puppies, and now I'm just retired.'
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the
owner what he wants for the dog.
'Ten dollars,' the guy says.
'Ten dollars?
This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you
selling him so cheap?'
'Because he's a Bullsh****r.
selling him so cheap?'
'Because he's a Bullsh****r.
He's never been out of the
yard'
yard'
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